I could understand if he had money I could understand if he had a nice car I could understand if he was farming I could understand if he was some sort of movie star But he's just a plain old ordinary guy With a plain old shirt And a plain old tie I don't know who you'd thought he'd be But he won't fight or even disagree And he doesn't even look a little bit like me I could understand if he was a dancer I could understand if that was where it's at I could understand if this was just temporary But it doesn't look anything like that He's just a plain old ordinary guy With a plain old shirt And a plain old tie I don't know who you'd thought he'd be But he won't fight or even disagree And he doesn't even look a little bit like me If this was what you wanted Why didn't you just say so He's everything that I'm not And you don't even know He's just a plain old ordinary guy With a plain old shirt And a plain old tie I don't know who you'd thought he'd be But he won't fight or even disagree And he doesn't even look a little bit like Not a tiny bit like He doesn't even look like me