I'm smooth as a dagger with my hemline sailing cross my thigh
Slick as grease, always keep all my aces nearby
I've got uranium 235 in my engine
Never met a soul that couldn't use unhingin'
Sawteeth and satin, I've got a lifetime supply
I'm your favorite bad penny, woah-oh
I'm your favorite bad, your favorite bad
Your favorite bad penny, woah-oh
I oughta leave you but I don't have it in me
Your favorite bad penny
I'm empty and wrecked as a city block burnt clean through
Nuclear winter when a simple hello would do
But I know how to make the stars fall down
Electricity buzzes 'neath my evening gown
My Molotov cocktails are always factory new
I'm your favorite bad penny, woah-oh
I'm your favorite bad, your favorite bad
Your favorite bad penny, woah-oh
I oughta leave you but I don't have it in me
Your favorite bad penny
Where God shoulda given me blood he gave me 92 proof
Where I should've had a heart instead I got a black match fuse
I'm a snake handling county line storefront preacher
Turn any sinner to a true believer
Born full of voodoo, down to my staples and screws
I'm your favorite bad penny, woah-oh
I'm your favorite bad, your favorite bad
Your favorite bad penny, woah-oh
I oughta leave you but I don't have it in me
I'm your favorite bad penny, woah-oh
I'm your favorite bad, your favorite bad
Your favorite bad penny, woah-oh
I oughta leave you but I don't have it in me
Your favorite bad penny