East of the river and South of the middle of town I'm in love with my neighborhood Yeah it ain't perfect here, not even close It's what I like the most Teenagers dwell outside of pop punk theaters Loiterers and beggars But at least there ain't no parking meters Mr. Green binocular man, sell me your charms Hold me in your arms Clowns on tall bicycles And if you're lucky Unicycles, tricycles Chorus: Don't know how I got here But I know I like here Guess I came on a whim That's just what I do And for the first time in my life I think I really fit in with this crew Man walkin' with a two headed dog Specs like John Lennon His eyes keep a spinnin' Then I run into the red skinned man Whose bed is the street But he can't walk on his feet (Chorus)