It was gettin' pretty late, I was gettin' pretty high Could barely stay awake, I could barely use my eyes How much did I take? Somebody musta lied ♪ So I sat down on the couch with water in my glass Some couples making out to my right and to my left Tried to figure out how to take a deep breath ♪ Then Bobby started shouting from across the other room "Somebody made a fountain with the keg and funnel tube" Me, I had my doubts, but now I couldn't move 'Cause the room was spinning circles, the clock was standing still The preps were turning purple, the jocks were popping pills Me, I was a turtle, hiding in his shell ♪ Well, I didn't hear the sirens, I didn't see the lights When people started hiding, I was sitting tight Now they're by my side, reading me my rights