A dinner was served for three At Dracula's house by the sea The hors d'oeurves were fine But I choked on my wine When I learned that the main course was me ♪ For dessert, there was bat wing confetti And the veins of a mummy named Betty I first frowned upon it But with ketchup on it It tasted very much like spaghetti ♪ What a swimmer is Dracula's daughter? But her pool looks more red than it oughter The blood stains the boat But it's easy to float 'Cause blood is much thicker than water ♪ Dracula lived in a stony palace With his wife, stoned Alice She was so wrinkled, bumpy and crinkled That Alice looked like one big Palace ♪ Goodnight, whatever you are