I followed my divining rod to your pink treasure trove My lament was my descent into the web you wove At first, you were my beckon call-girl, always aimed to please Now, I learn the table's turned, and I'm on my hands and knees They used to call me, "Action," that was long before we met Now, they call me "Fraction" 'cause that's all I ever get What happened to that swingin' chick who couldn't get enough? Was I framed, was it a game, or did you call my bluff? Well, I shoulda seen it comin', but I didn't read the signs Too busy chasin' the blonde leadin' the blind So penis, won't you tell me just what have you done? You've sabotaged our one and only way of havin' fun It's the same old story all over the world Won't somebody tell me, please How do you play this game called girl? ♪ Well, she tells me that she loves me, but I feel that there's no way She's always lookin' at me like I'm ready to decay I'm bothered and bewildered, and I'm fit to be tied Don't know if I'm up or down, this roller coaster ride It's shakin' my foundation, well it's messin' with my head Am I in violation? Was it something that I said? I shoulda seen it comin', but I didn't read the signs Too busy chasin' the blonde leadin' the blind They used to call me "Action," that was long before we met Now they call me "Fraction" 'cause that's all I ever get So penis, won't you tell me just what have you done? You've sabotaged our one and only way of havin' fun It's the same old story all over the world Won't somebody tell me, please How do you play this game called girl?