Yeah, gather 'round kiddies I'm gonna tell you a big fat story I'm old Old as the hills Old as fuck Whoo, alright I can't even pay my bills 'cause I'm old Old as time Oh well, it won't be long before I run out of mine 'Cause I'm old Old as dirt Said, I'm a dirty old man movin' in a dirty old shirt If I can't cut the mustard, baby I can always lick the lid If you know more than me, son Well, you surely keep it hid 'Cause I'm old Old as I feel Said I'm over the hill Can't get my thrill Without a, a lil' blue pill I'm old But I'm wise Well, I'm past my prime, I've done my time And I've watched it fly Now I'm old As old as I look I said you can't judge a cover, baby, 'til you read the book Did I mention I'm old? And I'm bold Oh, well the sweeter the wine, baby, or so I've been told Oh, drink me down ♪ Somewhere in my memory I remember havin' fun Just like Rip Van Winkle, I woke up and it was gone 'Cause I'm old I'm old enough to know better I said maybe I'm not getting older I'm gettin' bitter 'Cause I'm old I'm not gettin' any younger 'Cause my soul is dyin' of hunger 'Cause I'm old As in long ago Well, I've forgotten more, baby, than you'll ever know Some say I'm lucky just to be alive There must be more to life than merely to survive ♪ 'Cause I'm old