Well I was walking down the street on a four-way tab I found a young girl standing under glass Her heart was black and her face was masked A five-dollar bill, that was all she asked ♪ Now if I had my car I would go for a drive I had no car but I had my five I walked on over to her, I said, "What's your name?" "My name's Mary Jane and I live down the lane" Oh-yeah ♪ Woah ♪ Oh well, I looked down the lane, at the end I could see A room full of clowns looking back at me The line of executives formed to the right And if I woulda stayed, I woulda stood all night, yeah ♪ Oh well, she opened up the door and said, "Go on in" I walked in first and pulled down the shade She said, "Take it easy, baby, don't be afraid You got nothing to lose, you're at a penny arcade"