The problem is all inside your head He said to me The answer is easy if you Take it logically I'm here to help you if you're struggling To be free There must be fifty ways To leave your lover He said it's really not my habit To intrude I hope my meaning Won't be lost or misconstrued But I'll repeat myself At the risk of singing crude There must be fifty ways To leave your lover Fifty ways to leave your lover Just slip out the back, Jack Make a new plan, Stan You don't need to be coy, Roy Just get yourself free Just hop on the bus, Gus You don't need to discuss much Just drop off the key, Lee And get yourself free He said it grieves me now To see you in such pain I wish there was something I could do To make you smile again I said I appreciate that And would you please explain About the fifty ways to leave your lover He said why don't we both Just sleep on it tonight I'm sure in the morning You'll begin to see the light And then he kissed me And I realized he was probably right There must be fifty ways To leave your lover Fifty ways to leave your lover Just slip out the back, Jack Make a new plan, Stan You don't need to be coy, Roy Just get yourself free Just hop on the bus, Gus You don't need to discuss much Just drop off the key, Lee And get yourself free Get yourself free Get yourself free Get yourself free Just get yourself free