The farmer's in the den The farmer's in the den Hey-ho the dairy-oh The farmer's in the den The farmer wants a wife The farmer wants a wife Hey-ho the dairy-oh The farmer wants a wife The wife wants a child The wife wants a child Hey-ho the dairy-oh The wife wants a child The child wants a Miss The child wants a Miss Hey-ho the dairy-oh The child wants a Miss The Miss wants a dog The Miss wants a dog Hey-ho the dairy-oh The Miss wants a dog The dog wants a bone The dog wants a bone Hey-ho the dairy-oh The dog wants a bone We all clapped the dog We all clapped the dog Hey-ho the dairy-oh We all clapped the dog