I got a house down the back road
I got a flag on the front porch
I got a dog named Waylon
I got a driveway that needs pavin'
I got a boat with a two-stroke
I got some guaranteed to make ya laugh' jokes
I got friends in low places
Yeah, life is what you make it
I might not end up in the Hall of Fame
With a star on the sidewalk with my name
Or a statue in my hometown when I'm gone (when I'm gone)
Nobody's gonna name their babies after me
I might not go down in history
But I'll go down to the honkytonk
I know a girl named Sheila
She goes batshit on tequila
I got a job, it gets the job done
I got a loan at the bank, it's a big one (it's a big one)
The only place you might see my name
Is on the wall for a good time call
I'm a local legend on a Friday night
In a Pabst Blue Ribbon neon light
I might not end up in the Hall of Fame
With a star on the sidewalk with my name
Or a statue in my hometown when I'm gone (when I'm gone)
Nobody's gonna name their babies after me
I might not go down in history
But I'll go down to the honkytonk
I go down to the honkytonk
I go down to the honkytonk
I go down, I go down to the honkytonk
(I go down to the honkytonk)
I go down to the honkytonk
I go down to the honkytonk
I go down, I go down to the honkytonk
(I go down to the honkytonk)
I might not end up in the Hall of Fame
With a star on the sidewalk with my name
Or a statue in my hometown when I'm gone (when I'm gone)
Nobody's gonna name their babies after me
I might not go down in history
But I'll go down to the honkytonk
I go down (I go down)
I go down (I go down)
I go down (I go down to the honkytonk)
(I go down to the honkytonk)
I go down (I go down) to the honkytonk
I go down (I go down) to the honkytonk
I go down, I go down to the honkytonk