Once when i walked into a pub Son what you wanna drink? I said how about a brew And make that 2 And you can keep the change A man drove in, in a motorcar He seemed to be no good He was loud and dumb With a loaded gun And next to me he stood He was big, fat with teeth of gold Shot into the air He said hey there jack Put the money in the sack I'll put a bullet in your head I maybe standing on my own But I'm a badass to the bone And when a beer is in my hand You better run away Laga laga laga laga laga laga Gone away (...) He said, hey jack got a lot of guts But this is the last chance So I down my beer And smacked him in the ear With the beer mug in my hand He fell down to the ground with a bang And he looked around for his piece I pulled my samurai sword and his guts I tore And threw him in the streets I maybe standing on my own But I'm a badass to the bone And when a beer is in my hand You better run away Laga laga laga laga laga laga Gone away (...) Saw his friends right across the street Took out some guns and pointed at me And I swore, on my samurai sword That I'll kill the man and bring him to and end I flanked to the left and flanked to the right He missed me both times and I was outta sight I cut him in the face, I cut him in the neck I cut him in half right across his chest HAHAAA I maybe standing on my own But I'm a badass to the bone And when a beer is in my hand You better run away