We had some chickens
(Bwak-bwak-ba)
No eggs, would they lay
(Bwak-bwak-bwak-ba)
We had some chickens
(Bwak!)
No egss, would they lay
(Bwak-bwak-bwak-ba)
My wife said honey
(Honey!)
We're losing money
(And an awful lot of it)
This isn't funny
(Bwak-bwak-ba)
Why won't they lay?
One day a rooster
(Bakaw!)
Came into our yard
(Bwak-bwak-ba)
He caught those chickens
(Bagak)
Right off their gaurd
(A one, two, three, four, one/Bagak!)
They're laying eggs now
Just like they used 'ter
Ever since that rooster
Came into our yard
Things are looking up!
They're laying eggs now
Just like they used 'ter
Ever since that rooster
Came into our yard
We had a moo-cow
(MOO!)
No milk, would she give
(I'm a cow.)
We had a moo-cow
(*silence*)
No milk, would she give
(Would you like to milk me?)
My wife said honey
(Honey!)
We're losing money
(And an awful lot of it)
This isn't funny
(They thought it was)
Why won't she give, milk
One day a rooster
(Bwak-a-bwak-a-a!)
Came into our yard
(Bwak-bwak-bwak-moo)
He caught that moo-cow
(Bagak)
Right off her gaurd
(A one, two, three, four, one)
She giving eggnog
Just like she used 'ter
Ever since that rooster
Came into our yard
Things are looking up!
She's giving eggnog
Just like she used 'ter
Ever since that rooster
Came into our yard
We had a gumtree
No gum-
We had a gum tree
(Imma gum tree, thank you very much)
No gum, would it give
We had a gum tree
No gum, would it give
My wife said honey
(Honey!)
We're losing money
(And an awful lot of it)
This isn't funny
(It's really not that funny)
Why won't it give, gum, tree
One day a rooster
(Baga-*wheeze*)
Came into our yard
(Ba-*cough* Forget it man)
He caught that gum tree
(How you doing?)(Oh man.)
Right off it's gaurd
(A one, two, three, four, one)
It giving chicklets
Just like it used 'ter
Ever since that rooster
Came into our yard
Thing are looking up!
It's giving chicklets
Just like it used 'ter
Ever since that rooster
Came into our yard
(Baga-ak)