Hello, Miss Crawford What a lovely hat, Miss Crawford Stop tap dancing around the subject, fellas Dear old Ally was my pally and your drove him to his grave I fought monsters back in Hollywood that make you boys look tame Are you suits all in cahoots? Don't try and kick me off the board Not so fast, you sneaky bastards, that's a fight you can't afford Here's my demands I'll be your man Pushing the brand Anyway I can If you wanna have a hoedown Then you're gonna need a hoe Don't fuck with me, fellas It ain't my first rodeo Told me to git I won't quit Told me "Vamoose"? Kiss my caboose! If you wanna have a hoedown Then you're gonna need a hoe Don't fuck with me, fellas It ain't my first rodeo Don't fuck with her, fellas It ain't hеr first rodeo Don't fuck with me, fellas!