In Hollywood, you go from playing ingenues, to mothers, to old hags
And what the hell is wrong with that?
Ha!
Now that I'm over the hill
They put me out to pasture, I ain't had my fill
Not a total disaster
I still have fans I wanna thrill
Hollywood Hag Superstar
What ever happened with baby Jane-Jane-Jane-Jane?
Hollywood Hag Superstar
Bette Davis looked insane-sane-sane-sane
At least the kids will know my name, name
Hollywood Hag Superstar
Straight Jacket was a hit
Murderous with an ax, I saw what you did
'Kay that one had a few cracks but
It is what it is!
Hollywood Hag Superstar
Why was Charles so brutally abandoned-bandoned-bandoned-bandoned
Hollywood Hag Superstar
My co-star was a cavеman-man-man-man
At least the kids will know my name, namе
Hollywood Hag Superstar!