Oh, I'm on the run from the government
I still don't even know what I could've done to it
Oh, commit some fraud just for the fun of it
Interstate, on the wire, live transfer millions
Whoa, they outside my house
And they don't know I'm 'bout to blast if things go south
And by blast I mean off like to the moon
With a rocket ship I have in my bathroom
The cops pull up and get out of their cars
Little do they know I'm 'bout to blast off to Mars
Hop right in the rocket and I'm low of fuel
The dude who hooked me up with this is really a fool
At least I'll probably make it to Russia
I heard it's nice there and they have tons of vodka
I blast off and I don't make it to Russia
I'm in Zimbabwe, not near Russia, wink wink
I committed some interstate wire fraud
And I got caught in the act
Now I live in Russia, I mean Zimbabwe
I be makin' so much money I don't know how to count it
Gotta hide it in some offshore accounts so they can't find it
While I [?] to my ... just tryin' to make some bread
The way y'all care so much got my brain feeling dead
Man, they found my biggest account a week ago
Thought I could hide my income by selling Taco Bell burritos
It was the most securist ... I ever funnelled
Hid that money in east Germany
Wait a minute, there's not an east Germany
'Cause east Germany doesn't exist anymore
Sold some cocaine to this guy I think his last name was Zilus
He said he didn't have enough money to buy an anti-virus
So I gave him that cocaine, he gave me that dough
Thought I was able to make a deal
Without getting seen by the popo
Next day a SWAT team was at my door
I got caught in the act, hoe
I committed some interstate wire fraud
And I got caught in the act
Now I live in Russia, I mean Zimbabwe
I committed some interstate wire fraud
And I got caught in the act
Now I live in Russia, I mean Zimbabwe
And now I'm like Snowden
But I actually did something wrong