ERNIE: So you wanted life to be like in the magazines? A pretty girl with the thinnest waist you've ever seen Don't you know you've got skin like Orange Peel? Could be time for you to wake up from your music-dream How about a little lesson in reality? Anybody Home? Hello? Hello?! Anybody Home? So you wanted life to be like in the magazines? A pretty girl with the thinnest waist you've ever seen How about a little lesson in reality? Stick your fingers in my pants and tell me what you feel!