When you're 17 You think you know it all But you don't... You're just young and stupid But then something happens You no longer know it all But you do know... You're not young and stupid And when you're pushing 29 You can't help feeling left behind You're train's arrived You're out of time And all you want to be... Is young and stupid When you're 38 And you need to lose some weight It's too late... to be young and stupid And when you wear that see-through dress It doesn't have the same effect It feels like they can see through you You end up feeling blue... And old and stupid Next month when you turn 43 The only option i can see Is to cut your hair and get a job Cause you will never be... Young and stupid