Ladies and gentlemen The reign of lemmings is about to end Somebody armed the squirrels And now they're waiting at the parking lot ...our parking lot Singing how stupid we look in these boots We should have heard them coming Should have been smart enough to plan ahead Shouldn't have kept the exit shut When the alarm went off We got 50 donuts and a bag of chips Maybe if we just keep it still they'll get bored and head south Ladies and gentlemen The reign of lemmings is about to end At our parking lot Singing how stupid we look in these boots To the last burning ache of hope My anger won't sustain the pain