I spent half the morning lying in bed I should have quit while I was still ahead Instead I stumbled out I took the air I should have stayed home, should've washed my hair Should've done that Should've, should've Should've done that There is a bar whereI like to drink I should've stopped as I passed the brink There is a girl and she looks sublime You should've guessed I wanna make her mine Should've done that One little piggy had roast beef Another little piggy had none One little piggy went to market That little piggy should've stayed at home Each time I saw her my heart would melt I should have told her 'bout the way I felt Instead I stumbled home, I took to bed I have to quit while I'm still ahead Should've done that