You know your sweet young baby sitter But do you see the things she does behind your back? Nah You go to parties and to restaurants and balls She waits behind the curtain in the hallway Watching all the rampant, tan and handsome boys go by; She pulls the curtain back a bit a little more each time ... Television, radio or cassette to seduce you Orange light or dim fire light, a settee to sit next to you Tea or coffee? Baby's crying Chocolate cake or biscuit? And then she asks the tired old question, "Would you risk it?" ... Still, at least she don't molest your baby At least she don't molest your baby ... You know your sweet young babysitter Always sitting serene as an urn When you Two Return ...