Does anyone know where the march is? We've been searching for hours We couldn't get the generator started We were on the back of a lorry But with no power we had no sound While we were tackling the problem The march moved off and disappeared into town Oh where did it go - god knows It could have been worse I suppose Just look at us We're standing there in our rebel clothes Singing rebel songs with a rebel pose We were waiting for the traffic to clear Stuck outside Tesco's Does anyone know where the march is We bellowed at the passers by They thought we were a bunch of crazies - no reply We saw a kid clutching a leaflet Ah, this is where the march must've been She told us we were all stupid It was causing the traffic jam that we were in A band with a message Going nowhere So we played to the shoppers In the end we didn't care, we didn't care They said, what's this, what's this, oh how subversive