Put my hand in your back pocket As if it were your own back pocket Sing with me 'Cause singing makes me want to do it Skate with me to the place where I once met with mortal danger The ice was thin and I fell through it And when I got out I was panicked And when I'm panicked I can't skate, oh no no When I got out, the bruises on my knees were enormous Once my dad took me ice-fishing I was cold and bored and found myself wished I was doing Anything else but ice fishing So I wandered away with my head in outer space I fell into a hole my dad had drilled into the lake When he pulled me out, my dad's friends could not stop laughing I almost died, it was so embarrassing But I'm alive, so you can fall in love with me So put your hand in my back pocket As if it were your own back pocket Sing with me, (?) Singing makes me want to do it Ski with me to the place where I once met with mortal danger I fell in front of a big snow plower And the truck was gonna run me over And if my dad had not pulled me out of the way I would not be here to be in love with you today So put your hand in my back pocket As if it were your own back pocket Sing with me, (?) Singing makes me want to do it