Oh, I can't see you Maybe that's why I think you're the perfect person But oh, I can feel you I feel more than I felt for any living human And no one can steal you Because you don't have a physical condition But this love that fills me Is certainly more than just an apparition And oh, our ghostly love I'm here, you're above Please put your ghostly tongue in my mouth And move it all around, and around Oh, your subtle touch thrills me Sometimes i think to myself, "Could it be just the wind?" Oh, it just kills me While I'm alive, I can't be there in your icy heaven I know we'll be together forever For us, til death to us part doesn't matter And oh, our ghostly love I'm here, you're above Please put your ghostly tongue in my mouth And move it all around, and around So, ladies let me tell you, when you end up with a ghost It's amazing, and life changing Compared to live men, they have so many advantages And some capabilities of getting things for me Ghosts don't have to work today They're available when you're in the mood And ghosts are never jerks Because you can just leave for the guys so they can't be rude(?) Yes, but not my time, just me and my ghost guy ____________________ (?) And no mortal guy has got experience of a lifetime of dates. And we don't have frozen(?) sex and I'm never late And anyway, he's probably shooting blanks But if not, so what? We'll have a half-ghost baby It's the delivery, ghost baby daddy! And oh, our ghostly love I'm here, you're above Please put your ghostly tongue in my mouth And move it all around, and around