Well, I woke up this morning One thing in mind Gonna find me a woman To share my life So I looked in the paper Right there on page three Well, I found me a woman Just right for me It said "I chain smoke and I eat a lot It said I like beer but I don't like pot It said I love music but I can't dance Like the smell of Old Spice, I like holdin' hands" Said "I need a man That's gonna treat me right Stay by my side every night Someone who loves me for the who I am" It said "I'm a woman who needs this man" ♪ I couldn't believe it so I read it again We were a perfect match, she was a perfect ten So I called her up, when she said, "Hello" I said, "I read your ad, baby So you ought to know" I chain smoke and I eat a lot I like beer but I don't like pot I said I love music but I can't dance I even wear Old Spice, honey I wanna hold your hand 'Cause I am a man Who's gonna treat you right Stay by your side every night Someone who'll love you, for the who you am I need a woman who needs this man I need a woman who needs this man I need a woman who needs this man