Oh, I do like to be beside the sea Drinking bear sits in Silver's Arcade Sips imaginary lemonade Amusement Pork! Writing letters home What a lovely view-EE-ooo (blah blah blab blab) (Dear Mom) "What the Butler Saw" was a bit of a drag The captain says he's going to heave, too Bored with Bingo, we went for a swim Fat sea cows with gorgonzola skin Semi-nude! After lunch, we grabbed our trunks And we all got cramp! Trousers rolled, the sea is cold But it's good for chillblains On the prom, white plimsolls and blue shorts Brass band playing by the tennis courts Love-fifteen! Love fifteen year olds What a lovely view-EE-ooo, I've written at last What's the rudest one? Just for a laugh Just married and it sticks out for a mile! We wish you were here We wish you were here We wish you were here We wish you were here We wish you were here We wish you were here We wish you were here We wish you were here We wish you were here We wish you were here We wish you were here We wish you were here We wish you were here It rained yesterday, so we stayed indoors The food's all right, I'm okay, hope you are same Wish you were always, your loving son Anthony I hope I get bronzed this year