I never was bothered by bad dreams They never made me afraid But then I never did dream I'd wake up And find me in the freak parade I guess, I had to find out the hard way I shouldn't have been so proud 'Cause here I'm the main attraction Of every giggle in the crowd So I gotta take my place in the freak parade See my face in the freak parade Get of the sidewalk! In a world full of freaks You can creep, you can crawl But the world's biggest freak Is the one with no balls You know you shouldn't poke fun at strangers Or pity their case at all 'Cause there are lots of friends and lovers That take it kind of personal You might appreciate our position Don't laugh at our freaky ways You might find yourself tomorrow Marching in the freak parade You better Take your place in the freak parade See your face in the freak parade Get of the sidewalk! In a world full of freaks You can creep, you can crawl But the world's biggest freak Is the one with no balls