I love the women and I love 'em all the same Lord I love the women, I love 'em all the same But I don't love nobody well enough to change her name The women make a fool out of me Yodel-ay-hee, alay-ee yodel-ee-ay-hee Hey my papa scolded me, my mama sat and cried Lord my papa scolded me, my mama sit and cried Said I had too many women for any little boy my size The women make a fool out of me Yodel-ay-hee, alay-ee yodel-ee-ay-hee When I'm in the parlor, the girls think it's a treat When I'm in the parlor, the girls think it's a treat But even in the wintertime, they turn off the heat The women make a fool out of me Yodel-ay-hee, alay-ee yodel-ee-ay-hee When I take a girl to dinner, she hangs around my neck When I take a girl to dinner, she hangs around my neck She always pays the taxi, she evens pays the check The women make a fool out of me Yodel-ay-hee, alay-ee yodel-ee-ay-hee There was once a sweet gal that I thought I would wed Lord I once knew a girl I thought I would like to wed But I found out she always ate her crackers in bed The women make a fool out of me Yodel-ay-hee, alay-ee yodel-ee-ay-hee