It's the little old lady from Pasadena The little old lady from Pasadena Go Granny Go Granny Go Granny, go Has a pretty little flower bed of white gardenias Go Granny Go Granny Go Granny, go But parked in her rickety old garage In a brand new shiny red super stock Dodge And everybody's sayin' That there's nobody meaner Than the little old lady from Pasadena Well, she drives real fast And she drives real hard She's terror of Colorado Boulevard It's the little old lady from Pasadena If you see her on the street Don't try to choose her Go Granny Go Granny Go Granny, go You might driver a goner But you'll never lose her Go Granny Go Granny Go Granny, go Well, she's gonna get a ticket now Sooner or later Cause she can't keep her foot Off the accelerator And everybody's sayin' That there's nobody meaner Than the little old lady from Pasadena Well, she drives real fast And she drives real hard She's terror of Colorado Boulevard It's the little old lady from Pasadena Go Granny Go Granny Go Granny, go Go Granny Go Granny Go Granny, go The guys come to race her from miles around But she'll give 'em a length Then she'll shut 'em down And everybody's sayin' That there's nobody meaner Than the little old lady from Pasadena Well, she drives real fast And she drives real hard She's terror of Colorado Boulevard It's the little old lady from Pasadena Go Granny Go Granny Go Granny, go Repeat last verse and fade.