Easy to make fun of Though we mustn't make fun of it Nodding in agreement With a vat of boiling acid Begin wearing smocks And reform your compassion Turn away from hate Though hate can be romantic Collecting dirt from fields Finding littering attractive A picture of a picture A hobby for idiots Tie me to the mast It's a gift to be embarrassed I'd do anything for you To give me less of this Endless blockades Endless everything Crawling over glass And airing it on TV We must remain undiagnosed And incomprehensible On second thought How 'bout polite and sensible I'm in the middle of some mania But I'm staying mum I admire and respect you As an individual I think you are Rather remarkable Your kindness and grace Have set an example I try to live by it Thank you