You're an educated mama, ain't that a heck of a note Just 'cause I got no learnings, you sit around and bloat You're an educated mama, readin' night and day If you knew how I could love you, you'd throw them books away I know you're educated, your learnings really show But how to make me happy is somethin' you don't know You're an educated mama, readin' night and day If you knew how I could love you, you'd throw them books away Your looks are somethin' special, your figure is delish But you're colder than an iceberg and romantic as a fish You're an educated mama, readin' night and day If you knew how I could love you, you'd throw them books away I'm goin' to the graveyard and dig a place I found For anyone as dead as you belongs deep in the ground You're an educated mama, readin' night and day If you knew how I could love you, you'd throw them books away You'd throw them books away