Did you ever start to think that for every one of you lovely ladies Out here having a great time There's probably five or six others just sittin' home, waitin' She's painting her fingernails waiting for something to happen Listening to love songs and watching the clock on the wall She could fix a cheese sandwich but someone might ask her to dinner So, she's painting her fingernails, waiting for someone to call There's a torn, yellowed photograph stuck in the edge of the mirror By the Raggedy Ann doll she played with when she was a child There's a top dresser drawer filled with jewelry, and pills, and old letters And she's painting her fingernails, dreaming of Paul Newman's smile On her desk is the macrame she started back last December And the bright gilded Christmas card he sent her three years ago So she stretches her legs in an exercise she's been neglecting Painting her fingernails, hoping that grey doesn't show In the fridge there's what's left of last Wednesday night's candle light dinner On her neck is the love mark he left her to prove he was there And she should call the dentist and take her red coat to the cleaners But she's painting her fingernails, wondering if anyone cares Then it dawns on her the telephone just might be out of order So she picks it up, hears the tone and sets it down again Hell, there's lots of other men And if she has to she can always call a friend ♪ She undresses seductively in front of Johnny Carson And smiles goodnight to the bullfighter there on the wall And she crawls into bed knowing that this time tomorrow She'll be painting her fingernails waiting for someone to call She'll be painting her fingernails waiting for someone to call ♪ Thank you Thank you folks