Me and Jimmy Rodgers used to ride them Rolling boxcars in the summertime Jimmy, he'd play his guitar, I'd lay back And watch the stars and sip my wine Me and Audie Murphy used to crawl out on our bellies Through the German lines Audie, I won't leave you here, I'll pull you through 'Cause buddy, you're a pal of mine Me and Phil Rizzuto, didn't we move 'round? Like lightning on the double play I'd look over in the stand and Marilyn Should see me and she'd smile and wave Hell no, Coach Lombardi, this broken back Ain't nothing if the game was saved And fellers, if I don't pull through Just put a little golden football on my grave John Wayne, he once said to me "Them Japs will take the Island And we've got to save The old Red White and Blue" Someone's got to swim out To the submarine and warn 'em And Bare, you know I hate like hell to ask you to Me and Tony Zarro, we used to spar together Up in Stillman's Gym Knowing someday it would be the Garden And the championship for me or him And Coop, if no one in this town is man enough To back you when Frank Miller comes Then come high noon, I'll walk with you I may be young but I know how to use a gun Judy Garland, don't you cry You know you can be a star And with my drinking I'd just hold you back Go on and sign the contracts hon' And I'll read about you In some old newspaper Blowing 'cross some lonesome hobo camp Me and Jimmy Rodgers we still ride them Rolling boxcars in the summer time Jimmy, he plays his guitar, I lay back And watch the stars and sip my wine Me and Audie Murphy we still crawl out on our bellies Through the German lines That away there's Scooter, shoot that ball to me And I swear we'll get two this time