Oh, well, they'll stone ya when you're tryin' to be so good Yeah, they'll stone ya just like they said they would They'll stone ya when you're tryin' to go home Then they'll stone ya when you're there all alone But I would not feel so all alone Everybody must get stoned Oh, now, they'll stone ya when you're walkin' 'long the street They'll stone ya when you're tryin' to keep your seat They'll stone ya when you're walkin' on the floor And they'll stone ya when you're walkin' to the door But I would not feel so all alone Everybody must get stoned Oh, now they stone ya when you're at the breakfast table Yeah, they'll stone ya when you are young and able They'll stone ya when you're tryin' to make a buck They'll stone ya and then they'll say, good luck Tell ya what, I would not feel so all alone Oh, everybody must get stoned They'll stone ya then they'll say that's the end They'll stone ya then they'll come back again They'll stone ya when you're ridin' in your car Oh, they stone ya when you're playin' your guitar Yes, I would not feel so all alone Everybody must get stoned Oh, they'll stone ya when you walk all alone They'll stone ya when you're tryin' to go home They'll stone ya when you're set down in your grave Oh, they'll stone ya, then they'll say Hey, you're brave I would not feel so all alone Oh, everybody must get stoned