Well, her cannon's been loose for a while She took too many drugs yeah they crossed all her wires Now she breathes like a glass of whiskey If whiskey were a fire Yeah, she's got a lot on her mind She'll say what she wants She don't ever think twice Like a smooth glass of whiskey If whiskey were knives She's rough round the edges And oh she burns like the sun Well, the devil dulled down her mind But she damn sure still got a sharp tongue Her words cut so deep They might as well draw blood She's a smooth glass of whiskey If whiskey were a loaded gun Stapleton used to be right Cuz she used to be sweet as strawberry wine Now she's smooth as that Tennessee whiskey If whiskey were knives There's no use in tryin to fight She'll blow the roof off if you step out of line Like a strong glass whiskey If whiskey were a land mine She's rough round the edges And oh she burns like the sun Yeah, the devil dulled down her mind But she damn sure still got a sharp tongue Her words cut so deep They might as well draw blood She's a strong glass of whiskey If whiskey were a loaded gun She's a strong glass of whiskey If whiskey were a loaded gun Yeah, she's a smooth glass of whiskey If whiskey were a loaded gun