We went one day About a month ago (ha ha ha) To have a little fun (ah ha) In Mexico We ended up In a gambling spot (ha ha ha) Where the liquor flowed And the dice were hot So, here we are In the Tijuana jail Ain't got no friends To go our bail So, here we'll stay 'Cause we can't pay Just send our mail To the Tijuana jail I was shooting dice Raking in the dough (long green) And then I heard a whistle blow We started to run When a man in blue said Señor, come with me 'Cause I want you So, here we are In the Tijuana jail Ain't got no friends To go our bail So, here we'll stay 'Cause we can't pay Just send our mail To the Tijuana jail Just five hundred dollars And they'll set us free I couldn't raise a penny If you threatened me I know five hundred Don't sound like much (cheap) But just try to find somebody to touch So, here we are In the Tijuana jail Ain't got no friends To go our bail So, here we'll stay 'Cause we can't pay Just send our mail To the Tijuana jail So, here we are In the Tijuana jail Ain't got no friends To go our bail So, here we'll stay 'Cause we can't pay Just send our mail To the Tijuana jail