Old Uncle Jack he's a grinding man He do all the grinding, said, in the land He's grinding them tools, oh, he's grinding them tools He grind so many they all call him the grinding old fool Old Uncle Jack has got a shop way down in town He do all the grinding for miles around He's grinding them tools, oh, he's grinding them tools He grind so many they all call him the grinding old fool The women brought him the tools, he grind 'em so fine Want him to do the grinding all the time He's grinding them tools, oh, he's grinding them tools He grind so many they all call him the grinding old fool "Oh, step on it" He sent for a machinist to come here quick "I done got my grinder out of fix!" I can't grind them tools, oh, I can't grind these tools I miss grinding so many they all call him this grinding old fool Uncle Jack has got a way of holding the tool Can't nobody do it unless it's a grinding fool He's grinding them tools, oh, he's grinding them tools He grind so many they all call him the grinding old fool Uncle Jack told the women, "I'm going to tell you the fact" "You don't like my grinding, you can get your money back" Because I'm grinding them tools, oh, I'm grinding them tools I grind so many they all call me the grinding old fool