E. Broughton-S. Broughton-Unitt If you think it's easy The madmen are checking To see if you're home God help the church And the people it's hurt Like sheep in a fold I am the madhatter And I'm getting fatter If you'd like to know I stood in the queue To do what I do With nowhere to go If you think he's dirty He once was a worker A long time ago He made test tube babies For Catholic ladies In Ladbroke Grove A terrified rock star Sits in a cop car What will they do? If the political parties Roll into one And leave it to you A man in the morning Sits in the wireless To keep me asleep You'll sit there like robots And just for laughs Grow old if it's cheap I am the madhatter And I'm getting fatter If you'd like to know I stand in the queue To do what I do With nowhere to go