What-what-what?
Way up north in a house that's new
There were four of us: me, your big feet, and you
From your ankle up I'd say you're sure sweet
From there down you just too much feet
Oh your feets too big!
Don't want you cause your feets too big!
Can't use you cause your feets too big!
I love you cause your feets too big!
Oh your feets too big!
Don't want you cause your feets too big!
Mad at you cause your feets too big!
I love you even if your feets too big!
Where'd you get 'em?
How you get 'em?
Where'd you get 'em?
Well, I got 'em!
Your girl, she likes you she thinks you're nice
You got what it takes to take her to paradise
She says she likes your face, she loves your rig
But man oh man, them things are too big
Your feets too big!
Don't want you cause your feets too big!
Can't use you cause your feets too big!
I love you cause your feets too big!
Oh your feets too big!
Don't want you cause your feets too big!
Mad at you cause your feets too big!
I love you even if your feets too big!
Your pedal extremities are colossal
To me you look like a fossil
You got me walking talking and squawking
Cause your feets too big!
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Where'd you get 'em?
How'd you get 'em?
Where'd you get 'em?
How'd you get 'em!
In the sports, it's there where you shine
In washing dishes baby you're divine!
You shine in sports like swimming and duckin'
Oh boy! When it comes to truckin'!
Your feets too big!
Don't want you cause your feets too big!
Can't use you cause your feets too big!
I love you cause your feets too big!
Oh your feets too big!
Don't want you cause your feets too big!
Mad at you cause your feets too big!
I love you even if your feets too big!
Your pedal extremities are colossal
To me you look like a fossil
You got me walking talking and squawking
Cause your feets too big!