Couldn't beat the Phantom Dragster Couldn't beat the Phantom Dragster I got the number one rail in my home town I put 'em all down for miles around One night while draggin' two-hundred and four Phantom passed by with a healthy roar Couldn't beat the Phantom Dragster Every place that I would go The Phantom Dragster would always show I wish I knew who he could be So I could end my misery Couldn't beat the Phantom Dragster Then one night out on the strip He hit the rail and did a flip I took away the mask, wiped off the grease And there on the ground lay the Chief of Police Couldn't beat the Phantom Dragster