My manager is very young but very wise He says protect your teeth with daily exercise For years he's eaten food he had to chew He realized teeth have to work hard too I scrape my teeth ten times a day No matter what I eat I can't prevent decay My dentist says John there's no doubt You got rotten teeth shall I knock 'm out I didn't shout hip hip hurray When the dentist chipped my teeth away He said don't worry son real teeth are out You better be glad you're toothless now No more toothaches no more cavities Thanks to dental surgery Just get yourself the final touch Let me tell you that's a pair of Dental castanets It's a real wonder His rotten teeth are out Upper and lower Johnny looks different now It's a real wonder His rotten teeth are out Upper and lower Johnny looks different now