Dear Miss Lonely Hearts
I had to write this letter
To tell you how I came to meet her
She was sweet, but I dated her sister
That's how I made my mistake
And I can't forget her
I felt depressed 'til a friend of mine suggested
That I write to this address
So unless you can find a cure for my loneliness
It will persist, it will persist
(Lonely boy) looking for another
(Lonely girl) to love one another
(Lonely hearts) turn to each other
(Lonely souls) lonely souls
Dear lonely boy
I doubt if my reply will bring much joy
It seems from your letters that you lied
Or strongly implied that you were satisfied
To take her sister by your side
I became distressed at your total lack of tactfulness
So at best, all I can suggest is that you resist
And you put an end
To such thoughts of silliness
(Lonely boy) looking for another
(Lonely girl) to love one another
(Lonely hearts) turn to each other
Lonely souls
Dear Miss Lonely Hearts, I've got problems
You're the only one I know that can solve them
I love a girl, but I'm dating her sister
And if I persist in my pursuit, I will kiss her
Dear lonely girl
I doubt if this reply will bring much joy
But you must not trust this boy
You must not lust this boy
Resist and do not kiss this boy
(Lonely boy) looking for another
(Lonely girl) to love one another
(Lonely hearts) turn to each other
(Lonely souls) like lonely souls
(Lonely boy) I'm writing
(Lonely girl) looking for a lonely girl
(Lonely hearts) I'm lonely
Lonely souls
I've got problems (lonely boy)
Can you solve them? (Lonely girl)
I'm writing to dear miss lonely hearts (lonely hearts)
For I'm a lonely soul, yours sincerely
Lonely boy
(Lonely girl) must be attractive
(Lonely hearts) please, send a photo
Lonely souls
One lonely boy is looking for another
Lonely girl to love one another
(Lonely hearts) lonely hearts
(Lonely soul) answer me, answer my plea, answer me
Lonely boy looking for a female
Or lonely girl
(Lonely hearts) please, send details
(Lonely soul) I need a female