You stay away from your window light You used to have a life You got a box of light You got your eye and your heart abound The people on the screen are your best friends now You talk to the numbers And text phone the others You can't leave the dial alone You talk to the numbers And text phone the others Why go out when you can just stay at home? Wanna see people Hugging and kissing Wanna see people Hugging and kissing Wanna see people Hugging and kissing That's because it's What you're missing You get your love from the web cam channel Watching the brunette With the house mate flannel You got your eye and your heart abound The people on the screen are your family now There's Steve who is Charmaine He had all his sex changed He don't get on with Simone She's diesel and lipstick She only do them real chicks Why go out when you can just stay at home? (Repeat chorus)