You say it's the best camp that we ever found I say it took a lot of driving around In a small space, in a motor home There's a lot of little things that can annoy someone You hate insects, and I hate wind Maybe there's a camp that where we both can win You love chocolate, and I love wine Maybe there's a chance that we can have a good time, yeah ♪ Cut down a tree, call it firewood Living outdoors makes you feel so good You like to read, and I like to smoke Quiet for an hour, then you tell me a joke You hate insects, and I hate wind Maybe there's a camp that where we both can win You love chocolate, and I love wine Maybe there's a chance that we can have a good time, yeah Take a trip across the nation If you like it, then we'll call it a vacation Take a trip across the nation If you like it, then we'll call it a vacation Take a trip across the nation If you like it, then we'll call it a vacation Take a trip across the nation If you like it, then we'll call it a vacation, yeah