Hey it's Hendawg Didn't make a dent Didn't make a dent Hey babies Being a dad fucking rips dude Being the dad fucking rips Woo hoo Being the dad fucking rips Fuck yes Being the dad fucking rips Life rips He's 14 months He drinks this iced Americano and he goes like Ahh Fuck yes This kid's my son Goes for more dude This kid came out like Where's my coffee Mmm Ahh Wear your sunglasses today dude I told you life rips Oops Oops Oops You interrupted me Being the dad fucking rips Yes Being the dad fucking rips Life rips My futures too bright Cause life fucking rips dude Yes yes Cause life fucking rips dude Didn't make a dent Life rips Didn't make a dent Life rips Doesn't make a fucking dent Doesn't make a fucking dent I put my contact in All of a sudden It's Armageddon It's Armageddon Guess what dude I'm screaming dude I get pissed Cause why is it Armageddon My dad has a toaster And it's got too many buttons Fuck So I'm pissed Eh So I'm pissed Eh I am still so young Yes Leave food no ring Eh Leave food no ring I am delivered Eh I told you life rips No matter what Silly goose time For the fight nights and steaks Bitches