False or true, I wish I had a clue or two Where I stood I thought I knew Or should True or false, life wasn't ever any waltz Then it caught the somersaults For good Might have known it would Ev'ry Time my heart begins to dance The world steps on my little toes. Ev'ry time I take a little chance I pay right through my little nose. Ev'ry time I fly my little kite It catches on a tree. Ev'ry time I throw an anchor out It pulls me in the sea. Ev'ry time I feel a little glow I always get a little shock. Ev'ry time I stick my little chin out I always get a little knock, And when I aim my arrows at the sun They always miss their mark Leaving just a lonely little lady In the dark