Behold the way our fine feathered friend His virtue doth parade Thou knowest not, my dim - witted friend The picture thou host made Thy vacant brow, and thy tousled hair Conceal thy good intent Thou noble upright truthful sincere, And slightly dopey gent Youre my funny Valentine, Sweet comic Valentine, You make me smile with my heart. Your looks are laughable, un - photographable Yet, you're my favorite work of art. Is your figure less than greek? Is your mouth a little week? When you open it to speak, are you smart? But, don't change a hair for me. Not if you care for me. Stay little Valentine, stay! Each day is Valentines day