Up the A1065 in my four wheel Freelander We are the samphire boys We'll soon be out on the mud - just you, me and Amanda We are the samphire boys Pluck it - strip it - throw it in a pot Boil that water till it's very hot Pluck it - strip it - throw it in a pot Boil that water till it's very hot Pluck it - strip it - throw it in a pot Boil that water till it's very hot Pluck it - strip it - throw it in a pot Boil that water till it's very hot Up the road to Blakeney for a freshly-dressed crab platter We are the samphire boys I've got mud up to my thighs, but - hey! - it doesn't matter We are the samphire boys Up the A1065 in my four wheel Freelander Up the A1065 in my four wheel Freelander Up the A1065 in my four wheel Freelander Up the A1065 in my four wheel Freelander Pluck it - strip it - throw it in a pot Boil that water till it's very hot Pluck it - strip it - throw it in a pot Boil that water till it's very hot Pluck it - strip it - throw it in a pot Boil that water till it's very hot Pluck it - strip it - throw it in a pot Boil that water till it's very hot Heady days and moonlit nights out on the muddy foreshore We are the samphire boys Hand me my binoculars - I think I've seen a seahorse We are the samphire boys Up the A1065 in my four wheel Freelander Up the A1065 in my four wheel Freelander Up the A1065 in my four wheel Freelander Up the A1065 in my four wheel Freelander Pluck it - strip it - throw it in a pot Boil that water till it's very hot Pluck it - strip it - throw it in a pot Boil that water till it's very hot Pluck it - strip it - throw it in a pot Boil that water till it's very hot Pluck it - strip it - throw it in a pot Boil that water till it's very hot And we've come to eat our dinner