Rat-tat-tat
Up the A1065 in my four wheel Freelander
We are the samphire boys
We'll soon be out on the mud - just you, me and Amanda
We are the samphire boys
Pluck it - strip it - throw it in a pot
Boil that water till it's very hot
Pluck it - strip it - throw it in a pot
Boil that water till it's very hot
Up the road to Blakeney for a freshly-dressed crab platter
We are the samphire boys
I've got mud up to my thighs, but - hey! - it doesn't matter
We are the samphire boys
Pluck it - strip it - throw it in a pot
Boil that water till it's very hot
Pluck it - strip it - throw it in a pot
Boil that water till it's very hot
Heady days and moonlit nights out on the muddy foreshore
We are the samphire boys
Hand me my binoculars - I think I've seen a seahorse
We are the samphire boys
Pluck it - strip it - throw it in a pot
Boil that water till it's very hot
Pluck it - strip it - throw it in a pot
Boil that water till it's very hot
Samphire samphire samphire samphire
Samphire samphire samphire samphire
Pluck it! Strip it! Pluck it! Strip it!
Pluck it! Strip it! Pluck it! Strip it!
Pluck it! Strip it! Pluck it! Strip it!
Pluck it! Strip it! Pluck it! Strip it!
Pluck it - strip it - throw it in a pot
Boil that water till it's very hot
Pluck it - strip it - throw it in a pot
Boil that water till it's very hot
Pluck it - strip it - throw it in a pot
Boil that water till it's very hot
Pluck it - strip it - throw it in a pot
Boil that water till it's very hot
And we've come to eat our dinner