There's a brand new dance that's driving me insane
I can't get it out of my Caledonian McBrain
If you feel your life is really in a rut
Get on your feet and do the MacPherson Strut
You can do it in the shed or in the loft
You can even do it gently on your uncle's croft
If there's no-one watching down at the scout hut
Shake that woggle, let's all do the MacPherson Strut
Strut strut MacPherson
Strut strut MacPherson
Strut strut MacPherson
Strut strut MacPherson
Strut strut MacPherson
Strut strut MacPherson
Strut strut MacPherson
Strut strut MacPherson
Aberdeen!
Dundee!
Arbroath!
Auchtermuchty!
Strut strut MacPherson
Strut strut MacPherson
Forres?